LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT..*
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR,
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
DUMPED IN NORTH KOREA,
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
DISAPPEARED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
THROWN INTO A POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
BUT
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A HOT SHOWER,
* NEW, CLEAN CLOTHES
* A HOT MEAL (OF THE APPROPRIATE ETHNIC SORT)
* A MEDICAL EXAMINATION & TREATMENT,
* A LEGAL AID APPOINTED LAWYER,
* THE OPPORTUNITY TO STRATEGIZE WITH ETHNIC ACTIVISTS,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* FREE DENTAL CARE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* SUBSIDIZED RENTAL ACCOMMODATION,
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR TERROR-GROUP FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST OLD CONFLICTS YOU SUPPOSEDLY LEFT BEHIND WHEN YOU BEGGED US FOR REFUGE
* THE RIGHT TO VACATION IN WHATEVER COUNTRY YOU FLED FOR YOUR LIFE
* THE RIGHT TO INSIST CANADA PROTECT YOU IF YOU GET INTO HOT WATER
* BUT THE FIRST THING CANADA GIVES YOU IS FREE PHONE CARDS TO LET THE FOLKS BACK HOME KNOW, 'IT WORKED . . HURRY!'
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I UNDERSTOOD WHERE MY TAXES GO!
Contact your MP (mail is best: ___, c/o House of Commons, Ottawa, ON, K1A 0A6) and urge him/her to support an initiative to turn back smuggling ships when Parliament resumes
